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The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Jura - Mar 27, 2025, 10:26 AM

Update on this.
I told my wife this story, and whilst she agreed that I walk okay and she isn't embarrassed walking next to me, she did say that I run like one of the walking dead with a slashed Achilles, which is a bit harsh considering years of cycling in all weathers has left my knees a wreck, but she laughed at my pain and gave me her "suck it up snowflake," look.

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The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Jura - Mar 25, 2025, 01:47 PM

I think, having followed a man through the village the other day (on foot, and by chance, not weirdly just walking, ok), that deportment is important.

Context, he was a stoutish fellow and I became mesmerized by the way he walked.
Arms slightly away from the body as if contact with his own torso was forbidden, not swinging naturally but jerkily like a robot starved of lubrication and stamping his feet down. I surmised that there may have been perhaps a dash of military or maybe he was trying to convey that in a batesian mimicry kind of way, as a warning to predators that he wasn't to be fucked with, it was certainly a belligerent promenade.

So after about half a mile he turned off, and I became worried about whether my walk was the subject of other people's debate. As it happened it was one of those rare English spring days where the sun was not only out but at my back, having convinced myself that I was shambling along like a puppet with half its strings cut I was pleasantly surprised to observe a shadow that moved easily and conveyed a comfortable and relaxed gait, not menacing or cowed just chillin, this plus the clemency of the day certainly raised my spirit.

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Announcements / Re: Bunker Updates

Last post by Jura - Mar 19, 2025, 10:29 AM

The preview option when posting seems to have stopped working.

Ignore this it's fine now.

#4

The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by JimmyTheCrab - Mar 07, 2025, 08:58 AM

I'm not seeing it....

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The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Unicorn Peptide Cake - Mar 06, 2025, 06:05 PM

Does anybody else think that the new post icons on the forum look like a crab?

#6

The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by JimmyTheCrab - Mar 03, 2025, 11:30 AM

Ron DeSantis has pissed off some MAGAs by saying the Tates aren't welcome here (in Florida).

It is clearly ridiculous to say sex criminals and people traffickers aren't welcome in Florida.

#7

The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by willy - Feb 28, 2025, 03:31 PM

At this point, I'm convinced the Big Kahuna wanted him back simply to troll the libs

#8

The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Jura - Feb 28, 2025, 02:05 PM

Well, I don't often agree with De-Satan, but I have his back on this one.

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The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Space Cowgirl - Feb 28, 2025, 01:23 PM

Ron DeSantis has pissed off some MAGAs by saying the Tates aren't welcome here (in Florida).

#10

The Chocolate Factory / Re: Random thoughts

Last post by Jura - Feb 28, 2025, 10:30 AM

I'm confused about this Andrew Tate and brother thing, I don't have a Xitter account and never come in to contact with the manosphere thing apart from the odd spat with D1, but from what I can gather, a man who used to get kicked in the head for a living somehow became an internet guru to incels, and is awaiting charges in Romania and the UK for rape, human trafficking, sex with a minor and money laundering, but the US put pressure on the Romanian government to get him released.

I suppose my question is why does the US want him back?